Just another strange day of Americans doing dumb things in Canada

"CB" (jrcb) 05/24/2019 at 15:14 • Filed to: oh canada

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!!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! Such is life in the North.

LongbowMkII > CB 05/24/2019 at 15:20

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This is why we can’t have cheap pharmaceuticals in the US. 

CalzoneGolem > LongbowMkII 05/24/2019 at 15:23

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Because this guy took them all?

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > CB 05/24/2019 at 15:25

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I recently saw several US vehicles flagrantly breaking the speed limit, I think 2 weeks ago near whistler...

DipodomysDeserti > CB 05/24/2019 at 15:28

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“ We] saw in the rearview this exciting red Camaro rocking up from behind us, so we instantly were like, ‘Oh interesting. Who’s this guy?”

This is my favorite part of the story.

Also, I’m guessing that driver got eaten.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > CB 05/24/2019 at 15:29

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So mustangs take out humans, Camaros take out bison?

vicali > CB 05/24/2019 at 15:30

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“I thought, ‘What is he doing here?’” said Dragon. “Why did he come all the way up here from New Jersey?”

He’s probably thinking the same thing today.

CB > CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever 05/24/2019 at 15:30

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“100 miles per hour? Awesome!”

-Americans who don’t understand metric (probably)

CB > DipodomysDeserti 05/24/2019 at 15:30

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In rural areas, you’d be surprised how quickly a vibrant coloured vehicle grabs attention.

One can hope.

CB > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/24/2019 at 15:31

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I guess now that’s how it goes.

CB > vicali 05/24/2019 at 15:31

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My guess? Oil or mining.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > CB 05/24/2019 at 15:33

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Lots of complaining from them about the tiny numbers on their speedos.

vicali > CB 05/24/2019 at 15:42

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He brought the wrong car..

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > CB 05/24/2019 at 15:59

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Doesn’t Chevy have a “bison” trim level on the Colorado? They might want to think about expanding it to the Camaro.

Seriously though, if the bears didn't eat him, fuck this guy.

CalzoneGolem > AMGtech - now with more recalls! 05/24/2019 at 16:05

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Hopefully he doesn’t make the bears sick.

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > CalzoneGolem 05/24/2019 at 16:11

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True! Now I'm worried about them!

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > vicali 05/24/2019 at 16:47

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“Our last name is Dragon we should give our child a first name that is equally exciting, like... Brian”

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > vicali 05/24/2019 at 16:48

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That looks terrifying. Imagine if the bull lost its balance and fell on you 

Tapas > KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time 05/24/2019 at 16:49

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And bison take out Mustangs!

This is better than truck  paper scissors - Mustang, Camaro, Bison!

vicali > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 05/24/2019 at 17:05

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Fell on you, right...

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > CB 05/25/2019 at 07:39

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Bangsplat as opposed to Blipshift?

bubblestheturtle > CB 05/27/2019 at 22:28

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The US is not big enough for all of the dumb things we have planned.